There is nothing funny about empty seats or empty nights at your club!
-Need a idea that packs your club? Humor Them.....
Here's what they're saying about using stand-up comedy:
...we filled the place on our slowest night!
..bringing in a whole new mixed aged audience...it did not divide up
our our existing regulars"
...one night a week made a difference...spillover into our other
non-comedy nights continues.
...Our entertainment reputation around the town is exciting again..
...plus there['s all that extra income from the cover charges
Here is why we are America's top comedy booking agency:
-We are the largest agency in country booking comedy nights, have 30 years experience and over 3,000 comedians in our database
-We only book "A" caliber comedians. We stand out because we book consistantly GOOD shows. Nothing hurts more than having a bad opening act or a headliner one week that doesn't make people laugh.
-We are user-friendly and personally available ON THE PHONE 24/7. We like to keep in touch with the clubs we book. Can you put in call and talk to a person at your current agency and get the answers or help you need? We regularly share ideas via email of new promotions that other clubs are using
-You get your comedy lineup with full color 8x11 flyers 2-3 months ahead of time. We are very organized to keep you informed.
-We have timed tested and newly discovered promotional and marketing tools. Full color 11x17 posters, 8x11 flyers, ad slicks, 32 page internet marketing guide, Facebook and Twitter help, free webpage design and setup with online ticket sales, and tons more...we send out ideas every month...We are really here to help you make comedy a profitable night.
So why not give us a try? Please let us know if you have questions or date coming up in mind..
Gain new profits within weeks.
Act now and see results within weeks. We can quickly add comedy to your business. It offers low risk with big rewards for years to come! Don't miss out-CALL NOW.
Don't wait another week-the excitement and draw of comedy can be bringing you new business. There is nothing funny about empty seats. Call us today -we will answer your questions and guide you into this new comedy venture...and you will do it it the right way!
No Empty Seats 888-593-7387
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